1. If it rings, put

1. If it rings, put it on hold.
2. If it clunks, call the repairman.
3. If it whistles, ignore it.
4. If its a friend, stop work and chat.
5. If its the boss, look busy.
6. If it talks, take notes.
7. If its handwritten, type it.
8. if its typed, copy it.
9. If its copied, file it.
10. If its Friday, forget it!

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