1. Im really keen to

1. Im really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.

2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.

3. Ill kill myself if I dont get a job.

4. I know where you live.

5. Any sentence beginning with I was recently acquitted.

6. Im really tall, so I think Id be well suited to this job.

7. Happy faces.

8. By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters.

9. Im confident that Ill get this job. The voices told me.

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