1. Its soft centred, not self centred

2. Its rich, smooth and irresistible, but it will never go astray

3. There is more than one layer to a Tim Tam

4. It doesnt care what you look like, or how old you are

5. Your friends will love it as much as you do

6. Its short, dark and handsome, and yours for life

7. It exists only to bring you pleasure and expects nothing in return

8. It never has to work back late at the office

9. It can make you feel better without saying a word

10. Its always there when you need it