22
May

10 best yo mamas

yo mama is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a pay check



yo mama is like a hardware store 5 cents a screw





yo mama is so fat the equators her belt





yo mama is so fat that when she goes outside with a rain coat on people yell taxi





yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said what a picture and her dad said yaa lets hang it





yo mama is so poor i seen her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving





yo mama is like a town bicycle everyone gets a ride





yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said what a treasure and her dad said yep lets bury it





yo mama is so poor that she has a TV but it only has two channels on and off





last one





yo mama is so poor i walk into your house steped on your dads dick and your mom said who broke the water fountain.

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