10. No one wants to come near you.



9. You can legally take sedatives.



8. You realize guests on daytime talk shows have worse lives than you do.



7. You get away with being rude, obnoxious and surly.



6. You can smell like a baboons butt and nobody complains.



5. You can shlep about the house unwashed and in your housecoat all day.



4. No matter how bad you feel, its still better than how you felt after last months tequila n gin party.



3. Star Trek re-runs.



2. Your dog is allowed on the bed.



1. You get to pass the virus on to those you really dislike.