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10. In the Star Wars universe,

10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on stun.

9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp–the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable–after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

7. One word: lightsabers.

6. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg Collective with one glance.

5. The Death Star doesnt care if a world is Class M or not.

4. Luke Skywalker not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

3. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

2. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.

1. Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

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