10 reasons why a dog doesnt use a computer!

10 reasons why a dog doesnt use a computer:

10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (Its hard to type with paws)

9. Sit and stay were hard enough; delete and save are out of the question.

8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

7. Carpal Paw Syndrome.

6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway hes browsing www.purina.com or the 50 ways to skin a cat sites.

5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrates.

4. Cant help attacking the screen when he hears, youve got mail.

3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits.

2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

1. Cant stick his head out of Windows XP.

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