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May

10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!

01. -Youve got a hole in your head.

02. -Your master strangles you all the time.

03. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you

04. -You shrink in cold water.

05. -You never get a haircut.

06. -You always hang around with 2 nuts.

07. -Your closest neighbor is an asshole.

08. -Your best friend is a pussy.

09. -Your scalp gets cut off if youre Jewish.

10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

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