Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?

Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.

Whats the new game theyre playing in the White House?

Swallow the Leader.

What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume?

Sat on the Presidential Staff

In a survey of American women, when asked, Would you sleep with President Clinton, 86% replied, Not again

Whats the new press name for the latest Presidential scandal?

Hornigate.

Most people get AIDS from sex;

But President Clinton gets sex from aides.

President Clinton: I didnt say to lie in the deposition!

I said lie in that position!

The price of oil has skyrocketed; rumor has it that the President is drilling in the White House again.

The latest on Zippergate President Clintons name has been recently identified with the UNABANGER.

Did you hear that they renamed one of the offices in the White House as the Oral Office?