1. Reach in and grab the gibblets.

2. Whew…thats one terrific spread!

3. Im in the mood for a little dark meat!

4. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.

5. Talk about a HUGE breast!

6. And he forces his way into the end zone!

7. Shes 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to

hold her down.

8. Its cool whip time!

9. If I dont unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!

10. It must be broken cause when I push on the tip,

nothing squirts out.