12 days after Christmas

The first day after Christmas, my true love and I had a fight
and so I chopped the pear tree down – and burned it out of spite.

And with a single cartridge I shot that blasted partridge my true love,
my true love, my true love gave to me.

The second day after Christmas, I pulled on the old rubber gloves
and gently rung both the necks, of the Turtle Doves.

The third day after Christmas, my mother caught the croup
and so I took the three french hens and made some chicken soup.

The four calling birds were a big mistake for their language was obscene,
the five golden rings were completely fake, and their turned my fingers green.

The six day after Christmas my 6 laying gees wouldnt lay,
so I sent the whole gaggle back to the ASPCA.

The seventh day, what a mess I found …
all seven of my swimming swans had drowned
that my true love, we are through love, my true love gave to me.

The 8th day after Christmas before they could suspect,
I rounded up the:

maids a milkin
ladies ladies dancing
lords a leapin
pipers pipin
drummer drummin

and sent them back collect.

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