09
Oct

12 Days Of Redneck Christmas

On the 12 days of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

A 12 pack of Bud

11 rasslin tickets

10 tins of Copenhagen

9 years probation

8 table dancers

7 packs of Red Man

6 cans of Spam

5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires

3 shotgun shells

2 huntin dawgs

and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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