14 Cents

A Jewish woman from Chelm went to the market one day to buy herring and a loaf of bread. How much is it? she asked the storekeeper.

14 cents, answered the storekeeper to the lady.

14! For what? asked the Jewish lady. I think its 11.

The storekeeper explained: The herring costs 7 cents, and the loaf of bread costs 7 cents also. So together it comes to 14 cents.

I know different. To the best of my recollection, 7 and 7 is 11. What are your saying?

As far as I know, 7 and 7 is 11…I had already had 4 children when my first husband died. When I married a second time, my second husband also had 4 children from his first wife. After getting married, we had 3 children together. So each of us had 7 children, and together we had 11! Obviously, 7 and 7 is 11.

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