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- ACCORDIONATED (ah kor de on ay tid) adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
- AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
- AQUALIBRIUM (ak wa lib re um) n. The point where the stream of drinking fountain water is at its perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from (a) having to suck the nozzle, or (b) squirting her(him)self in the eye (or ear or nose).
- BURGACIDE (burg uh side) n. When a hamburger cant take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.
- BUZZACKS (buz aks) n. People in phone marts who walk around picking up display phones and listening for dial tones even when they know the phones are not connected.
- CARPERPETUATION (kar pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
- DIMP (dimp) n. A person who insults you in a cheap department store by asking, Do you work here?
- DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt) v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow remove all the germs.
- ECNALUBMA (ek na lub ma) n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rearview mirror.
- EIFFELITES (eye ful eyetz) n. Gangly people sitting in front of you at the movies who, no matter what direction you lean in, follow suit.
- ELBONICS (el bon iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
- ELECELLERATION (el a cel er ay shun) n. The mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive.
- FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
- LACTOMANGULATION (lak to man gyu lay shun) n. Manhandling the open here spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the illegal side.
- NEONPHANCY (ne on fan see) n. A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life.
- PEPPIER (pehp ee ay) n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
- PETROPHOBIC (pet ro fob ik) adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet.
- PHONESIA (fo nee zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
- PUPKUS (pup kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
- TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when youre only six inches away.
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