A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, the wife answers.

Hi is Tony home?

No he went to the store.

Well, you mind if I wait?

No come in.

They sit down and the friend says You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. Id give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.

Nora thinks about this for a second an figures what the hell – a hundred bucks.

She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says They are so beautiful I got to see the both of them. Ill give you another 100 bucks if I could
just see the both of them together.

Nora thinks about this and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look.

Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he cant wait any longer for Tony and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home
and his wife says You know your weird friend Chris came over.

Tony thinks about this for a second and says Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?