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There was two friends, Bob and Frank. Bob went to Franks house and Franks wife answered the door. Bob said, Is Frank home? The wife said no, hes at the supermarket and hell be home soon. You can come in and sit down if you want. So he did. They were sitting their awhile and Bobs like, Ill give you $100 dollars to see one of your boobs. She thinks about it and then says o.k. So she opens her robe and shows him and then he puts the hundred dollars on the coffee table. A little while later hes like, Ill give you another hundred to see both of them at the same time. She thinks about it and says o.k. So she opens her robe and shows him both. Then he says, Well, I better be going. After Bob leaves, Frank comes home and his wife said that Bob was here, Franks like great, did he leave my $200?