Ill swallow it all … I love the taste.
Are you sure youve had enough to drink?
Im bored. Lets shave my pussy?
Shouldnt you be down at the bar with your buddies?
That was a great fart! Please do another one?
Ive decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
Youre so sexy when youre hung over.
Id rather watch football and drink beer with you and then go shopping.
Lets subscribe to Hustler?
Say, lets go down to the mall so you can check out womens asses?
Ill be out painting the house.
I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had time to play Saturday too.
Honey … our new neighbors daughter is sunbathing again, come see.
No, No Ill take the car and have the oil changed.
Your mother is way better than mine.
Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentines Day thing and buy yourself some new clubs.
I fully understand … our anniversary comes every year for Christs sake, you go hunting with the guys, its a wonderful stress reliever.
Oh come on, what do you say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer and have my friend Diana over for a threesome?
Not the fucking mall again. Come on lets go to that new strip joint?
Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why dont you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
You need your sleep you big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
God … if I dont get to blow you soon, I swear Im gonna bust!
I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head.