25 ways to spoil your roommates holiday
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- Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloddy murder and trash on the floor.
- Go to the mall with your roomate and sit on Santas lap. Refuse to get off.
- Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny youre wearing it.
- Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town …
- Hang mistle-toe in the doorway. When your roomate enters or leaves the room, plant a wet one on his/her lips.
- Hang a stocking with your roomates name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it. If s/he asks, say youve been very naughty this year.
- Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.
- Make conversation out of Christmas Carols. (I.E. You know, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistle-toe last night.)
- Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and roll around in the snow.
- Sing: All I want for Christmas is my roomates two front teeth …
- Give your roomate the gifts from the twelve days of Christmas song.
- Build a snowperson with your roomate and place a hat on its head. When it doesnt come to life, cry hysterically it didnt work!
- Whip your roomate screaming now Dasher, now Dancer, now Donner, and Blitzen, etc.
- Tear down all your roomates Christmas decorations yelling Bah Humbug!
- Wake up every morning screaming Ghost of Christmas Future, please have mercy on my soul!
- Tell your roomate youre moving out. Santas buying you a house on 34th Street.
- Pin a pointsetta to your lapel.
- Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.
- Put on a fake white beard and insist that all your roomates friends give it a yank.
- Ring jingle bells maniacally saying every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
- Stand in front of the mirror reciting How the Grinch Stole Christmas over and over in your underwear.
- Smoke mistle-toe. Do what comes naturaly.
- Watch your roomate when s/he is sleeping. When s/he wakes up sing, he sees you when youre sleeping…
- Steal a life size nativity scene and display it in your room. When your roomate asks, tell him/her I had to let them stay here, theres no room at the inn.
- When your roomate goes to the bathroom, rearrange his/her posessions. Tellhim/her that Santas elves must have done it.
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