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A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them:

Ah, youre lovely, arent you? she says to the first dog. Whats your name?



To her surprise, the dog actually answers her, My names Huey, and Ive had a great day going in and out of puddles.



Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog. And whats your name then?



Again, unbelievably, the 2nd dog answers her, My names Lewy, and Ive had a great day going in and out of puddles.



And so she moves on to the last dog. Let me guess, she says. your names Dewy, and youve had a great day going in and out of puddles.



No, replies the last dog. My names Puddles, and Ive had an awful day.