3 Husbands, but still a virgin

A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a Bridal Shop and asks for a white dress.

You cant wear white. Reminds the sales clerk, Youve been married three times already.

Of course I can, Im a Virgin. Says the Bride

Impossible says the sales clerk.

Unfortunately not. The Bride explained:

My first husband was a Psychologist, all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a Gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector, God I miss him.

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