25
Feb

3 steel workers – an Italian, a Jew and a Polack

An Italian, Jew, and a Polack are steel workers who always eat lunch together on the 30th floor on their curent job.

The italian opens up his sandwich and its salami and says After today if I get another salami sandwich I am jumping off this beam.

The jew opens up his sandwich and its corned beef and says After today if I get another corned beef sandwich I am jumping off this beam.

The polack opens up his sandwich and its kielbasi and says After today if I get another kielbasi sandwich I am jumping off this beam.

The next day they meet for lunch.

The italian opens up his sandwich and it cappicola and says Wow, I am very happy!

The jew opens up his sandwich and it pastrami and says Wow, I am very happy!

The polack opens up his sandwich and its kielbasi again and says Thats it I have had it! and jumps off the beam and splatters all over the sidewalk.

The jew turns to the italian and says I dont get it… He makes his own lunch!

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