The woman called to her husband from the kitchen of the Texas ranch and said, Bruno, would you please get the car and drive the kids to the back yard so they can play?

In the days of the Old West, bar fights would often spill over into the street and before anyone knew what happened, it was a full-scale riot.

In one such town, the Mayor wired the Texas Rangers for help. On the next train, a Ranger gets off and is greeted by the astonished Mayor.

They only sent one Ranger???

The Ranger straightened his hat, brushed the dust from his coat, and replied, Yall only got one riot, right?

A Texan was dictating his will to his lawyer: To my son I leave the sum of five million dollars, and hes damn lucky I didnt cut him off entirely.