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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the
ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look
for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, If you release me from this
trap, I will grant you three wishes.
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, Thank
you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition
to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband
will get times ten!
The woman said, Thats okay. For her first wish,
she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.
The frog warned her, You do realize that this wish
will also make your husband the most handsome man
in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to.
The woman replied, Thats okay, because I will
be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes
only for me.
So shes the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world.
The frog said, That will make your husband the
richest man in the world and he will be ten times
richer than you.
The woman said,Thats okay, because whats mine
is his and whats his is mine.
So, shes the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and
she answered, Id like a mild heart attack.