3-year-old, Reese says his prayer, Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name.A little boy was overheard praying: Lord, if you cant make me a better boy, dont worry about it. Im having a real good time like I am.A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what
it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbors wife.After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lords Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from
the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: Lead us
not into temptation, she prayed, but deliver us some E-mail. Amen.One four-year-old prayed, And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service, And why is it necessary to be quiet in church? One bright little girl replied, Because people are sleeping.Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. Youre not supposed to talk out loud in church. Why? Whos going to stop me?, Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, See those two men standing by the door? Theyre hushers!A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first p