This one man comes to America from a foreign country. He is at a baseball game for the first time. While he is sitting in the stands, he sees a man hit a ball and then run. He notices everyone get up and start to scream run. So the next time someone hits the ball he stands up and says run ya bastard run. Now that he got the hang of it he did this every time the ball was hit. A few minutes later he sees a guy lay down the bat and walk towards first base, so he gets up and says run ya bastard run. Every one started to laugh. He sat down in embarrassment and a man kindly leaned over his shoulder and said he doesnt have to run. The man replied why not? He said because hes got four balls. So the foreign man stood up and said . . .walk with pride my boy!