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Sep
Q. Whats the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?
A. The taste.
Q. Whats the difference between Herpes and love?
A. Herpes lasts forever.
Q. If our ancestors came over on a boat. How did Herpes come over?
A. On the Captains Dingy.
Q. Whats old and wrinkled and smells like ginger?
A. Fred Astairs face.