A rabbi, a protestant minister and a catholic priest and a baptist preacher were discussing religion.

The rabbi said: Lets be honest with each other. We all have our vices. For instance, Im not supposed to eat ham or pork – but i love them!

The protestant minister said, Well, I do have one vice – I like to drink. In fact, I get pissed from time to time.

The catholic priest said, Ill be honest. I like girls. I like to get laid at least once a week.

They looked at the baptist preacher. Havent you got any vices? they asked.

Well, only one, he said. I like to gossip!