small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly
becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the
female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available
for mating.
The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a
proposition. “Would you be willing to have sex
with this gorilla for $500?” he asks.
The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three
conditions: “First, I don’t want to have
to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone
about this.” The zookeeper agrees to the conditions
and asks about the third.
“Well,” says the janitor, “I’m
gonna need another week to come up with the $500.”

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