A baby polar bear asks his mother Mommy, am I 100% polar bear? The mother looks up in thought, and replies Well, your father is 100% polar bear, and Im 100% polar bear, so Id say yes, youre 100% polar bear.



Not satisfied with this answer, the baby polar bear goes to his father and asks Daddy, am I 100% polar bear? The father pauses briefly, and responds Well, your moms parents were both 100% polar bear, and my parents were both 100% polar bear, so yes, youre 100% polar bear.

The father then looks at his son and says why do you ask?



The son replies because Im FUCKING FREEZING!!!!