A blonde went to buy a lottery ticket, and sure enough, she won! She goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies her ticket number. The blonde says, Great! I want my $20 million now please. The man replied, No, sorry lady. It doesnt work that way. We give you a million today, and then youll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years. The blonde said, Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it. Again, the man explained that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The blonde, furious with the man, finally screams out, Look, I want my money! If youre not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!