A bunch of nones are teamed together to paint the interior of their new church..while painting, the lead nun sister margaret announces that she wants everyone to be especially careful not to get paint on their new nun robes…so when sister margaret leaves…sister Erin turns to the rest of the nuns and suggests that since they are all girls, they paint nude..so as to not get any paint on their new nun attire.. the nuns agree and so they continue painting in the nude… after an hour they hear the door bell ring..
who is it? sister Erin asks…
A blind man! the man responds..
with a bit of relief, sister Erin lets the man in..
the man stops stunned at the door way…
where do you want these drapes? he asks..
and do you always paint in the nude?
14
Nov
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