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A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived. The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave him alone. The pair agreed. The bear said he would go first. I wish…that all the bears in this forest were female. The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet. The bear thought that strange but continued. I wish…that all the bears in this country to be female! The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. He jumped on the bike, put on his helmet and started gunning it. The bear looked at the bunny and said, You must be the stupidest bunny I ever met! Then he asked for his last wish. I wish…that all the bears in this world to be female! The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and said, I wish the bear was gay