A burglar has just made it into the house hes intending ransacking, and hes looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, I can see you, and so can Jesus!

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

I can see you, and so can Jesus!

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, I can see you, and so can Jesus!

So what, says the burglar, youre only a parrot!

To which the parrot replies, Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!