25
May

A Chat with Mom about the F-word

A CHAT WITH YOUR MOM

by Lou & Peter Berryman.

Oh the Pirates in there fetted galleons,

daggers in their skivies

With Infected Tattooed fingers

on a blunderbuss or two (BLUNDERBUSS = musket like gun)

Signs of scurvy in there eyes

and only mermaids on there minds.

Its from them I would expect to hear the F-word

not from you

(CHORUS)

We sit down to have a chat

its F-word this and F-word that

I cant control how you young people

talk to one another

But I dont want to hear you use

that F-word with your mother

And the lumberjack from Kodiak (a city in Alaska)

Vacationing in Ancherage

Enchanged with their Pine-Tar Soup

and Caribou Shampoo

With seven weeks of backpay

in their airomatic woolens

Its from them I would expect to hear the F-word

not from you

(REPEAT CHORUS)

There are Militant Survivalists

with gucci bandoleros

Taking tacky-kacki walkie-talkies

to the rendevouz

Trading all the latest

armor piercing ammo information

Its from them I would expect to hear the F-word

not from you

(REPEAT CHORUS)

There are Jocks who think

that God himself is Drooling in the bleachers

In a cold November downpour

with a belly full of brew

Whose entire grasp of heaven

has alot to do with football

Its from them I would expect to hear the F-word

not from you

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Theres unsavory musicians

with there filthy pinko lyrics

Whod destroy the social fabric

and enjoy it when they do

With the groupies and addictions

and there poor heart-broken parents

Its from them I would expect to hear the F-word

not from you

(REPEAT CHORUS)

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