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Sep

A Cheap HMO …

10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctors office include, Take a left when you enter the trailer park.



8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.



7. The only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter.



6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is An apple a day.



5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.



4. The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges is not a typo.



3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.



2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little Ms on them.



1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

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