A clockwork deal

Sammy has stolen the rabbis gold watch. He didnt feel too good about it, so he decided, after a sleepless night, to go to the rabbi. Rabbi, I stole a gold watch.

But Sammy! Thats forbidden! You should return it immediately!

What shall I do?

Give it back to the owner.

Do you want it?

No, I said return it to its owner.

But he doesnt want it.

In that case, you can keep it.

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