There is a competition going on to see, who can milk a cow , the best. The competitors are given a bucket each and sent to separate rooms , where they could milk their respective cows. One who has the largest volume of milk in the bucket is obviously, the winner.A surd is among the competitors, and is the favorite for the win.

After the stipulated time, each participant returns with his bucket, some have milked 2 litres, some have 3 , some 4 and so on. Finally, our Surd returns , fuming and exhausted, and guess what, his bucket contains just ½ litre of milk. Surprised and curious , one of the spectators asks the Surd, Sardarji, what happened , just half a litre ? . The Surd replies , Yes, those bastards gave me a bull instead of a cow….