23
Jun
A pilot invited is friend to a flight in a small plane. They each brought girls to the flight.
As they been in the air, a strange sound came from the engine and the plane started to swing from side to side. So the pilot whispered to is friend: – There is a serious problem with the airplane. We are going to crash. There are only two parachutes in the plane … so grab one and lets save ourselves.
But what about the girls? – asked the friend.
Fuck the girls – answer the pilot with a scorn tone.
… You think we still have the time for that?