08
Oct

A general and a young sergeant travelling in a train

A general and a young sergeant boarded a train in Germany during the occupation after the war. They occupied a compartment with a grandmother and her 16 year old granddaughter. All sat in complete silence for a great while.

The train went through a long, dark tunnel; there was the sound of a resounding kiss, then the sound of a resounding smack followed by complete silence, and then the train emerged from the tunnel and all sat in complete silence as before.

The grandmother thought, That young soldier tried to kiss my granddaughter and she slapped him. Good for her!

The granddaughter thought, That soldier tried to kiss me, missed and kissed my grandmother and she slapped him. Good for her!

The general thought, That sergeant tried to kiss that young girl. She tried to slap him, but she missed and slapped me!

The sergeant thought, Such a day is never to be expected! Kiss the back of your hand, slap hell out of a general, and get away with it!

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