John receives a phone call.

Hello, he answers.

The voice on the other end says, This is Susan.

We met at a party about 3 months ago.

John: hmmm… Susan? You say we met 3 months ago?

Susan: Yes, it was at Bills house. After the party gave me a ride home. On the way home, we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport.

John: Oh, yeah! Susan! How are have you been?

Susan: Well, Im pregnant and Im going to kill myself.

John: Say, you really ARE a good sport!