A gorilla walks into a bar…

He sits down at the bar. The bartender thinks, as he walks towards the gorilla, Hey, thats a gorilla. Hes probably pretty dumb… I can charge him a lot for his drink, and he wont know the difference!Whatll you have? the bartender asks the gorilla.Ill have a gin and tonic.Coming right up. The bartender makes the drink and sets it in front of the gorilla. Thatll be $13.50.The gorilla pulls out his wallet and pays the bartender.Its kind of a slow night, so the bartender starts to make small talk with the gorilla. You know, he said, we dont get many gorillas in here.The gorilla says, Well, at these prices, I can believe it!

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