27
Feb
“What’s wrong?†asks the boss.“I’m sick,†the guy replies.“You sound all right.â€â€œNo, I’m really sick. Believe me.â€â€œListen, you were fine yesterday, and we have a lot of work today. I want you in here. You can’t be that sick!â€â€œDude, I just banged my sister. Don’t tell me I’m not sick.â€