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Feb

A guy calls in sick to work…

“What’s wrong?” asks the boss.“I’m sick,” the guy replies.“You sound all right.”“No, I’m really sick. Believe me.”“Listen, you were fine yesterday, and we have a lot of work today. I want you in here. You can’t be that sick!”“Dude, I just banged my sister. Don’t tell me I’m not sick.”

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