A guy from Texas passed

A guy from Texas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she cant touch it til shes 14.How can you tell if a Louisiana redneck is married? Theres dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pick-up truck.Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Oklahoma to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.What do they call reruns of Hee Haw in Texas? Documentaries.Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver, Got any I.D.? and the driver replies Bout wut?Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.The governors mansion in Alabama burned down! Yep. Pert near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books — poof! — up in flames and he hadnt even finished coloring one of them.A new law was recently passed in Mississippi: When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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