A guy was playing golf the day before his wedding, and unfortunately a golf ball hit him in the balls and he passed out. His friends took him to the doctor. The man asked him, Well, what do you think, doc? The doctor replied, Were going to have to put in a support for about a week. He then takes four tongue depressors and ties them all together with string. The mans face looked disappointed, he told the doctor But tomorrow night is my honeymoon! The doctor replied, Youre going to have to bear with it. The next night after a lovely wedding, the man and his new wife were in bed. She took off her shirt and grabs her breasts and says, No one has ever seen these before. The man pulls out his wang and says, Well mines still in the crate!