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Apr

A kid comes home from

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, Mom Ive got a problem. She says, Tell me. He tells her that the boys at school are using two words he doesnt understand. She asks him what are they. He says well, pussy and bitch. She says, Oh thats no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy. He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, Dad the boys at school are using words I dont know, and I asked mom and I dont think she told me the exact meaning. Dad says, Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters. She cant handle them. What are the words? He tells him… pussy and bitch. Dad says, OK, and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, son, everything inside this circle, is pussy. OK, dad, so whats a bitch? Son, he says, everything outside that circle.

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