A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said Im here cause my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.



Thats quite a coincidence, said the engineer, Im here cause my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.



The lawyer pondered the engineers plight for a moment and, looking somewhat confused, asked, How do you start a flood?