15
Mar

A little 69

A Chinese couple is in bed one night, when the man gives his
wife an elbow and says, May-Ling, how about a little 69. Im
in the mood for some 69.

Shut-up and go back to sleep, groans
his wife.

Come on, you know I like 69, and for that matter, so
do you!

What time is it?

1:30.

You want me to get up
at this hour and make beef and broccoli for the two of us?

[Attributed to Rabbi Boruch Lipsky]
[Ed: And reportedly also in Playboy]

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