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A little child shall lead them

Little Willie had a gambling problem. Hed bet on anything.

One day, Willies father consulted his teacher.
The teacher said. Mr.Gaines, I think I know how to teach Willie
a real lesson. Well trap him into a big wager that hell lose.
Willies father agreed to cooperate with the plan.

The next day at school, the teacher watched Willie making wagers
with the other children, and she said, Willie, I want you
to remain after class. When the others had left the
classroom, Willie walked up to the teacher. Before she could
say a word, he said, Dont say it, Miss B; I know what youre
going to say, but youre a liar!

Willie! the startled teacher said, What are you talking about?

Youre a fake! Willie continued.How can I believe anything
you tell me? Youve got this blond hair on top, but Ive seen
your bush and its pitch black!

Trying to keep her cool, the teacher said, Willie that isnt
true.

Ill bet a dollar it is! Willie challenged.

The teacher saw her chance to teach Willie his lesson. Make
it five dollars and you have a bet, she said.

Youre on! Willie whipped out a five dollar bill. Before anyone
could come into the room, Miss B. dropped her panties, spread her
legs, and showed Willie that her pubic hair was as blond as the
hair on top of her head.

Willie hung his head. You win, he said, handing her the fiver.

Miss. B couldnt wait for him to leave so she could get to a phone to
call his father. She reported what had happened. Mr. Gaines,
she said, I think weve finally taught him his lesson.

The hell we have, the father muttered. This morning Willie bet
me ten dollars that hed see your pussy before the day was over.

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