29
May

A love for material goods

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, I love my BMW, I love my BMW. Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. My BMW! My BMW! he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, Sir, sir, youre bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!

The lawyer, horrified, screamed My Rolex! My Rolex!

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