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Jul

A man goes to his

A man goes to his Catholic priest, to confess his sins.

Man: Father, Ive sinned. I went to my Uncles house,
but he wasnt there, and his wife wasnt there, so I talked to
his daughter for five minutes, then I had sex with her.

Priest: Well, its a first offence, so Ill go easy.
A donation of five dollars, and ten Hail Marys will earn you
forgiveness.

Then next day, the man goes back to his priest.

Man: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
I went back to my Uncles house, but he wasnt there,
and his daughter wasnt there, so I talked to his wife
for five minutes, then I had sex with her.

Priest: Thats twice. Youd better not do it again.
A donation of twenty dollars, and forty Hail Marys and
Ill forgive you. But Id better not see you again for a while.

The day after that, the man goes back to his priest.

Priest: You again? I thought I said I didnt want to see you for a
while

Man: But, father, I went to my Uncles house again today.
He wasnt there, his wife wasnt there, and his daughter wasnt there.
So, I thought Id come and talk to you for five minutes.

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